Doctor’s Opinions on Financial Bail Out Package
The Dermatologists advised not
to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort
of a gut feeling about it.
The Neurologists thought the
administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were
laboring under a misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered
the idea short sighted.
The Pathologists yelled,
“Over my dead body!”
The Pediatricians said,
“Oh, grow up!”
The Psychiatrists thought the whole
idea was madness.
The Radiologists could see
right through it.
The Surgeons decided to wash their
hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a
bitter pill to swallow.
The Plastic Surgeons said,
“This puts a whole new face
on the matter.”
The Podiatrists thought it was
a step forward, but the
Urologists felt the scheme wouldn’t
hold water.
The Anesthesiologists thought the
whole idea was a gas, and
the Cardiologists didn’t have the
heart to say no.
In the end the Proctologists
decided the idea was full of holes.
